Take the hook. Bite the bait. Buy the book. Don't hesitate! Swim, SpLaSh! and grin...:::>-=^;>

An accidental author from these woods and weeds

with a maniacal offer of new books and beads.

Perhaps a bit mental but, they're pretty good reads

from a recluse fish in general, where I share natural life deeds.

 I swim with this twinkling, psychotic grin.

At friends, I like sprinkling my iambic scribblin'.

A smile while I defile these notes with my pen.

Grinning wide and eyes wild, here O'Bloat floats again!

 So I'm a siluriforme, friends make nothing of it.

Also a detritivore and won't fake I'm above it.

More than far from norm but, it's my grins so shove it.

Feeding more lore from the sea floor, "cuz I can and I love it!